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Monday, December 1, 2008

Daily Report: Vietnam Hoodie and Mushy Orange Surprises


So I didn't tell you that I went shopping on Black Friday. And now you wanna know what I got, right? Well, I got a gray zip-up hoodie from Abercrombie, red fleece sweats from Abercrombie, black boots from Journeys, leggings and legwarmers from Macy's, and a black hoodie from Tees Zone--one of the stands in the mall. The hoodie had a rainbow neon peace sign with neon paint splatters.
Why am I telling you this? Cuz now I'm gonna tell you about what happened in homeroom with Mrs. Metz, the librarian. She comes up to me in homeroom, and she goes, "I like your sweater." And I'm like, "Um...thank you?" And she's like, "It's so nice to see people wearing peace signs nowadays..." And she starts telling me this whole story of how the peace sign came out around the Vietnam War and she went and bought peace sign checkbooks and t-shirts and whatever. And Mrs. Dicks (yes that *really* is her last name, no joke) is like, "We need peace nowadays. The world is such a mess!" As soon as she walks away, Michelle goes, "Yeah, Lex is a mess, too." And Eileen's like, "So...your hoodie is from Vietnam?"
But that's not the only thing that happened in homeroom. There was also the Mushy Orange Incident. So Michelle likes oranges. And everyday, Helena brings in an orange for lunch (one of the small ones--clementines). So Michelle begs Helena for her orange and Helena doesn't really care, so she gives it to Michelle. Well, on Wednesday (no school Thursday and Friday), Michelle got the orange from Helena but she didn't have time to eat it cuz of the shortened periods due to early dismissal. So she stuck the clementine into her purse. Today in homeroom, the now-mushy orange is still in her purse. So what does she do? She puts it on Tristan's desk. Tristan comes in, sees the orange, and goes, "Ooh! There's an orange on my desk!" Of course, Me, Amber, Michelle, and Eileen are cracking up. Then, Tristan picks up the orange and says, "Eww! It's all mushy!" So we're all cracking up really hard now and Mrs. Dicks gets all annoyed and tells Tristan to give her the orange so she can throw it away. Tristan just skips to the trash can and throws it out himself. Yes, I said *skips*. Tristan is *gay*, but not *homosexual*, you know? At least, that's what he says. Anyway. That's all for today, so Byeee!!!

In My Ears: the kettle, whistling--my dad's making tea
On My Mind: TV Studio test tomorrow.

2 comments:

Monzaii ♥ said...

LMFAO LMFAO PEACE SIGNS ! EILEEN IS A CLUELESS FREAK !! LMFAO!!!! MICHELLEEE<3

L*e*X said...

don't tell eileen that...she haz reaaaaaallllyyyy low self-esteem (she calls her self an "unlikable")