Kay, so I posted before my party, in anticipation, but now Monzi wants me to post about the actual party. So now, at Monica's request, here is the ahmayzing story...
Once upon a time (around 6:30, December 5th), in a land far far more awesome than yours, The Princess Alexa had a Royal Birthday Party. Her Royal Highness had turned twelve on the Third of October, but because of the Queen's procrastination, the party had been very delayed. The young Princess had invited a few of her beloved friends from around the kingdom. There was Lady Green, known by the Princess simply as Monica, the Dutchess, Jacey, and a lowly peasant, Michelle, who was too poor for an education and was therefore very stupid.
The Princess and her friends gathered in the castle for the party. The King had ordered pizza for dinner, a fine delicacy in the Kingdom, to be delivered by a lowly delivery boy. The girls dined on the pizza and drank lemonade and cola as they spoke of the Dutchess's latest fancy among other topics. After filling their stomachs, the girls played a few games. The prize for these games were chocolates imported from the faraway land of Pennsylvania. After the games, the girls settled down for a theatrical presentation featuring the famed actress Ashley Tisdale, titled "Picture This". When the motion picture ended, Lady Green left for her parents did not allow sleepovers. Meanwhile, the Dutchess, Michelle, and Her Royal Highness The Princess Alexa watched another motion picture by the name of "Because I Said So". At the end of the video, the Dutchess had fallen asleep and The Princess and Michelle did not wish to disturb her, so they too proceeded to sleep. The next morning, the Dutchess, Michelle, and The Princess awoke and watched a show called "Next" on the channel of MTV until the Queen fetched donuts for their breakfast. These donuts were the finest in the land, and were crafted by the Royal Chef Dunkin'. After their morning feast of donuts, munchkins, and milk, the girls set out to clean their sleeping quarters before their carriages (Michelle, of course, had no carriage) came to bring them to their abodes. Princess Alexa wished them a good day and they left the castle. It was The End of the Royal Sleepover. They all lived Happily Ever After. The End.
I am good storyteller, no?
Bye!
In My Ears: "Burnin' Up" by The Jonas Brothers (well, obviously)
On My Mind: Social Studies Project (an essay on Sami Yusuf, a Muslim singer), Christmas!!!
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