Super-Old Daily Report: My Super-Belated Birthday Party #2

Kay, so I posted before my party, in anticipation, but now Monzi wants me to post about the actual party. So now, at Monica's request, here is the ahmayzing story...

Once upon a time (around 6:30, December 5th), in a land far far more awesome than yours, The Princess Alexa had a Royal Birthday Party. Her Royal Highness had turned twelve on the Third of October, but because of the Queen's procrastination, the party had been very delayed. The young Princess had invited a few of her beloved friends from around the kingdom. There was Lady Green, known by the Princess simply as Monica, the Dutchess, Jacey, and a lowly peasant, Michelle, who was too poor for an education and was therefore very stupid.
The Princess and her friends gathered in the castle for the party. The King had ordered pizza for dinner, a fine delicacy in the Kingdom, to be delivered by a lowly delivery boy. The girls dined on the pizza and drank lemonade and cola as they spoke of the Dutchess's latest fancy among other topics. After filling their stomachs, the girls played a few games. The prize for these games were chocolates imported from the faraway land of Pennsylvania. After the games, the girls settled down for a theatrical presentation featuring the famed actress Ashley Tisdale, titled "Picture This". When the motion picture ended, Lady Green left for her parents did not allow sleepovers. Meanwhile, the Dutchess, Michelle, and Her Royal Highness The Princess Alexa watched another motion picture by the name of "Because I Said So". At the end of the video, the Dutchess had fallen asleep and The Princess and Michelle did not wish to disturb her, so they too proceeded to sleep. The next morning, the Dutchess, Michelle, and The Princess awoke and watched a show called "Next" on the channel of MTV until the Queen fetched donuts for their breakfast. These donuts were the finest in the land, and were crafted by the Royal Chef Dunkin'. After their morning feast of donuts, munchkins, and milk, the girls set out to clean their sleeping quarters before their carriages (Michelle, of course, had no carriage) came to bring them to their abodes. Princess Alexa wished them a good day and they left the castle. It was The End of the Royal Sleepover. They all lived Happily Ever After. The End.

I am good storyteller, no?
Bye!

In My Ears: "Burnin' Up" by The Jonas Brothers (well, obviously)
On My Mind: Social Studies Project (an essay on Sami Yusuf, a Muslim singer), Christmas!!!

Daily Report: Uck, continued

Oh my Gawd, Wednesday was soooo borrrrriiiiiiinnnngggggg!!!!!!!!! For those of you who do not know, I came down on Tuesday with an infection of Group A Streptococcus Bacteria. Commonly known as "strep throat". I was watching TLC's Jon & Kate Plus 8 (I luv luv luv Aaden!!!) and What Not To Wear all day long. Seriously, I memorized like half the commercials. I remember one for Massage Envy and one for Nintendo Personal Trainer: Cooking. Gawwwddd. All of this was happening on my parent's 13th Anniversary!!! Poor them. They decided to celebrate it tomorrow, and they're gonna get massages (ooh, try Massage Envy!) and go out to a show or something...I think. Whatever. I'm all better now, so that's good. Bye.

In My Ears: Guess what?! My sister's watching What Not to Wear...ugh.
On My Mind: absolutely nothing--it's the weekend!!!

Daily Report: Uck.

Blech. I have strep throat. I left school early yesterday. Then I threw up twice when I got home. I took Advil and Sore Throat Spray, then I went to the doctor. She tested me for strep, and I tested positive. So she gave me some pills and said I can't go to school till Thursday. So I'm stuck home all day today and AIM won't let me sign in and I am bored out of my mind. Uck. And it's only 9:30. So I guess I'll sign off now or whatever. Bye.

In My Ears: My mom on her conference call, construction across the street.
On My Mind: Bleeeeccchhh.

Daily Report: Ceramicly Straight Hair

So...I straightened my hair yesterday!!! You are wondering why this is so special. Well, I will tell you, dear reader. Because normally when I straighten my hair, it doesn't *stay* straight. But yesterday, I used my new *ceramic* straightener, and VOILA! Straight hair that *stays* straight! I could do a commercial, right???
And guess what else is great about today??? My birthday party!!! It's a sleepover and if you are not invited, you are very jealous. You know why? Cuz it's gonna be ahmayzing!!! I'll keep you updated on that, since I know you'll be dying to know. Bye for now!

In My Ears: "Fly On The Wall" by Miley Cyrus (don't ask) and the construction dudes across the street.
On My Mind: BIRTHDAY PARTY #2 TONITE!!!

Daily Report: Diabetes Movie Tickets

Lunch today was far from boring. Gawd, how *old* did *that* sound?! Anyway, so the Student Council in our school is having a Movie Night this Friday. They're showing Elf. And they haven't told a single ticket. So Shane Rose and his chubby friend decided to go to every table today and persuade (if that's even in Shane's vocabulary) people to come. So when he comes to our table, of course Jacey just *has* to tell him that I'm having my birthday party this Friday. So Shane starts telling me how "off the shizzle" my party will be if I bring everyone to Movie Night. When that doesn't work, he says that it will save dogs that have diabetes if I buy a ticket. When *that* doesn't work, his chubby friend tells us that if we give him a dollar that they'll go away. Eventually, with no money, Shane and Chubby left anyway. Now I have to tell you that Shane is considered *popular* in 8th grade--he is not some randumb loser who thinks he is cool by saying "off the shizzle".
But I know that you don't care about that. You just read that my birthday party is on Friday. And you are wondering why I am having a birthday party in December when my birthday was October 3rd. And you are also remembering my post about my socka chicka halloween party. But you forgot the posts before it about my party plans. Remember? I was having two parties. Well, after the 1st one, my grandpa and aunt came and we were taking them all over the place so that they could fit as much American whatever as they could into their tw0-week vacation here. And after that, my mom just wanted to relax or whatever, so my nagging has finally succeeded in having my 2nd party now. In December. Well, not exactly now, it's on Friday, but you get the point. So now that I have answered all your questions (if you have more, nosy, just leave a comment), I will leave now. Good-bye.

In My Ears: nothing, actually.
On My Mind: Science Test tomorrow, Genetics.

Daily Report: Vietnam Hoodie and Mushy Orange Surprises

So I didn't tell you that I went shopping on Black Friday. And now you wanna know what I got, right? Well, I got a gray zip-up hoodie from Abercrombie, red fleece sweats from Abercrombie, black boots from Journeys, leggings and legwarmers from Macy's, and a black hoodie from Tees Zone--one of the stands in the mall. The hoodie had a rainbow neon peace sign with neon paint splatters.
Why am I telling you this? Cuz now I'm gonna tell you about what happened in homeroom with Mrs. Metz, the librarian. She comes up to me in homeroom, and she goes, "I like your sweater." And I'm like, "Um...thank you?" And she's like, "It's so nice to see people wearing peace signs nowadays..." And she starts telling me this whole story of how the peace sign came out around the Vietnam War and she went and bought peace sign checkbooks and t-shirts and whatever. And Mrs. Dicks (yes that *really* is her last name, no joke) is like, "We need peace nowadays. The world is such a mess!" As soon as she walks away, Michelle goes, "Yeah, Lex is a mess, too." And Eileen's like, "So...your hoodie is from Vietnam?"
But that's not the only thing that happened in homeroom. There was also the Mushy Orange Incident. So Michelle likes oranges. And everyday, Helena brings in an orange for lunch (one of the small ones--clementines). So Michelle begs Helena for her orange and Helena doesn't really care, so she gives it to Michelle. Well, on Wednesday (no school Thursday and Friday), Michelle got the orange from Helena but she didn't have time to eat it cuz of the shortened periods due to early dismissal. So she stuck the clementine into her purse. Today in homeroom, the now-mushy orange is still in her purse. So what does she do? She puts it on Tristan's desk. Tristan comes in, sees the orange, and goes, "Ooh! There's an orange on my desk!" Of course, Me, Amber, Michelle, and Eileen are cracking up. Then, Tristan picks up the orange and says, "Eww! It's all mushy!" So we're all cracking up really hard now and Mrs. Dicks gets all annoyed and tells Tristan to give her the orange so she can throw it away. Tristan just skips to the trash can and throws it out himself. Yes, I said *skips*. Tristan is *gay*, but not *homosexual*, you know? At least, that's what he says. Anyway. That's all for today, so Byeee!!!

In My Ears: the kettle, whistling--my dad's making tea
On My Mind: TV Studio test tomorrow.