Halloween: Part 2

Kay, so Part 2 of Halloween wuz trick-or-treating with Monzi, Monica (AKA, Sharma or Gyro), Lauren, Reena, Steph, Alex, and Christina. I got to Monzi's house at like 4. She wuz the Devil Wearing Prada, Gyro wuz a Hippie, Lauren wuz a Midnight Fairy or something, and Reena wuz a bat. We took some randumb pix and then Steph came. She wuz like a rocker or something and she had like three different colors in her hair. So we went trick-or-treating and then we saw Alex and Christina. Alex wuz a Racecar Driver or something, and Christina wuz a Bumblebee. So we did some more trick-or-treating and then Alex and Christina had to leave, so they left. And Lauren and Reena also had to leave, so they left. And then it wuz just Monzi, Sharma, Steph, and Me. And we kept trick-or-treating. Then we cut thru the woods behind Monzi's across-the-street neighbor's house and we were in the Changebridge Condos, and we went trick-or-treating there. There wuz this freaky old lady who wuz taking pictures of everything and she had a pumpkin named George. No, I'm not kidding. She wuz like asking us wut our costumes were, and when we crossed the street, she came outside with her camera and took a picture of us. Creepy, much? So we were like hiding our heads with our trick-or-treat bags/pillowcases, and Creepy Grandma starts taking pictures of George. And so we ran to the next house, and she went back inside. So apparently, like, no one comes to that end of the Condos, so all the people in the houses were giving us a lot of candy, which of course wuz not a problem. And when we were done with the Condos, we went back thru the woods, but it wuz all dark so I think Gyro walked into a tree, and Monzi fell, and we had all linked arms, so she pulled Me and Steph and Gyro down with her. And then when we got into the person's driveway, their Motion-Sensor Garage Light came on and we all freaked out (Okay, so maybe it wuz just me...). And we went back to Monzi's house and her parents were having a party. By the way, her mom wuz dressed up as Sarah Palin, and she really looked like her. So we had cupcakes and hot dogs and Coke and then we were hanging out for a little. Then, Monzi's cousin came. Her name is Audrey and she iz like 2 and she wuz dressed up as Supergirl and she wuz adddorrrubbble!!! So we were playing with her, and she wuz all smiley and stuff. Then, Monzi's neighbors The Macstudys came and we were gonna go out trick-or-treating and so we had to take 6th-Grader Danielle, who wuz dressed as Raggedy Ann. And by now all the high school people were out, and one of the guys called Danielle Wendy (you know, like the fast food), and she sed she wuz gonna hurt them and we sed how and she sed she wuz gonna curse. As if they would like run away and cry if she did that. So we told her to shut up. And then these big fat guys in black sweatsuits and hockey masks started surrounding us, and I sed Happy Halloween, and Steph asked them if they knew her brother, and The Black Sweatsuit Hockey Mask Leader sed yes and to tell him that he wuz a faggot. So then The Black Sweatsuit Hockey Mask Dudes left and Monica wuz all freaked out, and she called her dad, and he sed to wait for her 4th grade neighbor Katie who wuz supposed to meet us and then we shuld go back to her house. So then Katie showed up and we walked her back to Monica's house. Then, we were hanging out, and Monica's Dad told us to go around the cul-de-sack of potatoes with Danielle and Katie so we did. Then we went back and my mom wuz gonna come pick me up and we all started watching Paris Hilton's My New BFF, and my mom picked me up and I went to hang out with my neighbors Sarah and Abby (who r sisters but not twins) whoze birthday iz on Halloween. I met them rite after they had had an *Incident* with the Old Man who lives in what my sister and I call the Haunted House on the Hill (cuz the shutter designs look like bones and the sprinklers are always on but there r nevr any people there). Apparently they knocked a couple times on his door and he came out screaming and cursing and Sarah's dad Kenny went to try to talk to him but their Hyper Dog Fiona jumped on Old Man and Kenny fell on top of them and they all went down and the other dads had to help him up and Old Man called the cops. So all the little kids came running away crying and when I got there the cops were talking to the dads and one of the kids, Matt wuz all scared and he thought he wuz in big trouble and Sarah's sister Emma thought she wuz gonna go to jail, so it wuz pretty crazy. One of the cops came to the kids and explained wut happened and why the Old Man wuz all freaking out and everything, so then we went back to Sarah's house and everyone left. So that wuz Halloween.