Daily Report: Halloween, Part 1

Kay, so School was Part 1 of Halloween. I wore my costume and got like a million compliments on my light-up pumpkin earrings. They are ahmayzing, and they flash orangeish-red. And, ov course my costume is devilishiss. Black leggings under pinkish-red short-shorts, and a black long-sleeved shirt under a red tank top. Plus, devil horns and a devil tail. And I painted my nails black and red--they're drying as I type. I've been growing my nails since last week, and now they're nice and long and black and red and devilishiss. So me and my awesome nails walked into school (well, actually I just painted them and they weren't awesome when I went to school, but just pretend, kay?) and everyone's like "Whoa, I love your earrings!" So I was like, "Yeah, I know!" And yes, that's really what happened. And I got candy in Math for wearing a costume. So it was pretty cool. And at 4, I'm goin' to Monica's place to trick-or-treat with her cuz she's my other half. Kay, I gotta go. Byeee!!! And stay tooned for updates on Part 2: Trick-Or-Treating!!!

In My Ears: Cory, Cory, Cory in the House!!!
On My Mind: HALLOWEEEEEEEEEN!!!

Daily Report: The Assistant Principal on The Bus Goes...?

So my bus driver like, absolutely *HATES* my bus with a Capital H-A-T-E-S. And she especially hates the eighth-graders cuz they *throw paper* and *leave the windows open*. So today, they were all talking and standing up like usual as we pulled out of the parking lot of Lazar, and she got all mad and did a U-turn and turned *back* into Lazar. So everyone rushes to put away their cell phones and gum and put on seat belts and stuff, and then Mr. Kaiser, the Assistant Principal, gets on the bus. And then the bus driver (no one knows her name, btw) tells him how horrible "that group in the back" is. And Mr. Kaiser goes back and tells them that he's gonna write them up (for detention or bus suspension, or whatever) and that if it happens again he will assign seats. Then, Mr. Kaiser gets off the bus, and the old hag drives the bus back out of the parking lot while all the teachers on the sidewalk are watching and talking behind their clipboards. She's probably gonna give us a big lecture tomorrow. *eye roll*.
And that was the highlight of my day. I have to call Monica now and stuff so I'm gonna say bye!!!

In My Ears: "Womanizer" by Brittney Spears, Meebo Beeps reminding me that Milan is IM-ing me
On My Mind: HALLOWEEN!!!! There's not much room for anything else.

Daily Report: Watson and Crick

We had to learn all about DNA. Deoxyribosenucleic acid. And we learned about these two old ugly guys who discovered it. I mean, seriously! They're disgusting!!! One has elf ears, and the other can't get his mouth straight. Sorry, but you can't get over a face like that. Luckily, we only had to learn about them for half a period cuz we have *da-da-da-da-da-da* EARLY DISMISSAL!!! Cuz uv parent-teacher conferences, when the teachers send a letter to the parents of all the retards in the class, and tell them they wanna talk and they talk and the teacher tells the kid's parents how awwwful the kid is in class. NOT ME! I'm a good girl. Anyway, I also had soccer practice, and my team kicked butt in the scrimmage. But other than that, there's not much to report about, so *Adios, Amigos!*

In My Ears: Twitches (my lil sis)
On My Mind: Science project (Lung Cancer), Halloween

Daily Report: Advisory

Today wuz the first day of Advisory in Lazar. I have Mrs. Duffy, who iz also my math teacher. We talked about how 7th grade is different from 6th grade. Snooorrrre. In 4th grade, they told us they were preparing us for 5th grade, cuz we were gonna be leaders of the school. In 5th grade, they told us they were preparing us for 6th grade, cuz we were starting middle school. In 6th grade, they told us they were preparing us for 7th grade, cuz it wuz a lot harder since we are older. And now, they're preparing us for 8th grade, cuz we are leaders of middle school. And 8th grade prepares us for 9th grade, when we start high school...Gawd, I'm tired of "preparing"!!! Why can't we just have one grade of preparation, then one of actual school, then college (which is preparing us for the "real world"), then we get a job. That would save *so* much money, rite??? I should run for president!!!
Speaking of presidents, Lazar is holding a *Mock Election* on Thursday. I hate politics, so I'm not gonna vote. Or I'll just "vote" for some random 3rd Party. I get so confused if we are voting for the candidate or the party. They should have 2 candidates per party, so you get different view of each party. Cuz, maybe u like Republicans, but u don't like their candidate...*then* wut???
Well, I'm not worrying about that now. I'm worrying about *DNA Molecule and Replication*. Yep, good ol' Science Homework. Gawd, I hate that.
Gotta go--the nucleotides are calling me.

In My Ears: "Bust It Baby (Part 2) (Featuring Ne-Yo)" by Plies
On My Mind: homework, halloween (I have to call Monica to confirm our plans), projects...

Double-Whammy: Saturday --> Today

OMG, my weekend wuz soooo busy! There wuz Saturday, and then there wuz Sunday, and...whoa!!! I'll start with Saturday...

Kay, so for all my socka chickaz, Saturday wuz my ahmayzing Halloween Birthday Party. Everyone wore their costumes. I esp. luvved Em's doll costume, and Fabio's baby costume! We played sum crazy halloween games. The first wuz threading a sparkly spider through your costume, which wuz crazzee. Then, we had a 3-part Relay Race. Part One wuz the Spider Toss (you had to toss a spider into a pumpkin bucket). Part Two wuz the Apple-Bobbing/Marshmallow Biting (you had to bob for an apple--DUH!--and then bite a marshmallow out uv flour with ur wet face...Savannah wuz covered in flour!!!). Part Three wuz Pumpkin Balancing (you had to balance a mini-pumpkin on ur head and walk with it...I failed horribly). We also had a Pinata, which no one could break. My team never won any of the games :-( . But I got ahmayzing presents...like almost $100 worth of Abercrombie Gift Cards. I am goin' on a Shopping Spree next week!!!
After my ahmayzing party wuz my socka chicka Savannah's birthday party. It wuz kind uv chaotic. There wuz this scavenger hunt, and a quiz about Savannah, and a tricky tray. Her mom makes awesome apple crisp!!!

I had a Soccer game on Sunday. My team won, ahmayzingly, against Randolph. 3 - 1. I didn't score, tho. But it wuz a great game. And after my game, I had half an hour to shower and then I had to go to dinner at Applebee's. First, tho, we went to Target to get sum stuff for my lil sis. I, uv course, *had* to get *something*, so I got hot pink, purple, and teal hoop earrings (3 separate pairs, not one pair uv multi-colored hoops, retard!) I also got hot pink pajama pants. Then, at Applebee's, I had buffalo wings that burned my mouth and lips. I went thru a Coke and a glass of water with thoz.

And then I went to sleep and woke up today (I know, ahmayzing, rite?!). Schoool wuz pretty boring, so there's not much to tell you about that. I'm gonna start homework or sumthing now, so byyyeeee!!!

In My Ears: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!! He's getting a new spatula.
On My Mind: Science Project, Social studies Project, Halloween!!!

Daily Report: It's Fridayyy!!!

T.G.I. Friday!!! Oh my Gawd, I am soooo tired!!! I wuz up till almost 12 last nite, working on that stupid story. Ugh. And I almost fell asleep on the bus today. Mrs. Bochicchio got all "You don't know what a title is?!" when I asked her what the title should be for our Social Studies Project. Plus, I forgot my lunch in my locker and Mrs. Travers got all pissed at me, like, "You realized this now?! You walked into the lunchroom without your lunch, and you didn't figure it out until ten minutes into the period?! We're really not allowed to let students go to their lockers...now you're gonna have to wait for a pass." I have soccer practice from 7:30 - 9:00, then I'm just gonna shower and go to sleep. I am sooo tired. The only good news today is that my hair looks great. It's not frizzy, or anything, and the bangs aren't all sticking up or flipping out. But I gotta do homework now, so see ya!

In My Ears: "So What" by Pink (I am a rockstar!)
On My Mind: Social Studies Project (climate zones), Science Project (cancer quilt), My Halloween-BDay Partay Tomorrow (it's supposed to rain, so it will probably be in my garage)

Daily Report: When is Friday???

Oh my God. I am so tired. I had a soccer game at like, 6:00, and I had to be there at like, 5:30. I get home from school at 4:30. With a snack, and changing into my horribly unflattering soccer uniform, I had no time to even start my homework. Yes, it takes me a long time to do my hair--even just tying it up. And the game (which we lost horribly, 5-0) ended at like, 7:30. I got home 7:40 (it wuz a home game), then dinner, shower, and now I'm supposed to be doing my homework. I am sooo tired, and I can NAWT wait for the weekend. But it's not like my weekend iz gonna be relaxing or anything. My halloween/birthday party is from 2-6, then my friend's "late-over" party is from 6:30 to 10. And I have unuther soccer game on Sunday. My stupid Children's Story is due tomorrow for L.A. (hate u, Ms. Kleman!), and I still have to make 7 pages of illustrations and put it together. I don't know why I'm posting, especially because I'm on a computer/TV freeze. Yes, TheDad has banned me from computer and TV access becuz uv my mess uv a room (well, itz mostly just the sleeping bag that's been on the floor for a month). So don't tell anybody about this (pleeeeeze???). I guess I'm gonna say bye now, and go back to illustrating Megan Miranda Marooney Gets a Job. Yeah, that's my Children's Story. Poor Megan. Poor Me. Bye.

In My Ears: "Womanizer" by Brittney Spears (luv that song, i don't know why!!!)
On My Mind: Megan Miranda Marooney, my bday party on Saturday, sleeeeeeeeep

Double-Whammy: Catch-Up + Daily Report (Saturday --> 2Day)

KA-BLAM!!!
Whoa!!! You have just been hit by a
DOUBLE-WHAMMY!...WHAMMY!...WHAMMY!...WHAMMY!...WHAMMY!
And what is that, you ask? It iz a Catch-Up AND a Daily Report, all rolled into one whammalicious post! Sooooo....here goes!!

Saturday, I went shopping with my mom, sister, and grandma to Party City for the stuff for my spookalicious halloween birthday partay (socka chickaz only). We got matching plates and cups and napkins and tablecloths and stuf like that. We also got decorations (pinata!!!) and goody bags. Then, I had to go to some borriinnggg dinner at my mom's friend's house. Ugghhh. It waz sooo borrinngg that I actually started reading. Yes, I said reading. I know, rite?! It was majorly suckish.

Sunday waz a suckish soccer game against Scotch Plains. We lost, like, 2- or 3-0. After that I had the Ahmayzing Monica over (not Sharma!) to plan our fantabulous Halloween costumes. We're being devils, by the way. Then, I went to dinner with my sista frum anutha mista, JLo --also wun uv my socka chickas--and her fam at the Sunset Pub & Grill. I got a way-too-huge cheesesteak, which wuzn't really worth the calories. The Shirley Temple wuz good, tho.

And then came Monday (cue scary music). Which iz today, for all the Michelles out there! There wuz the Daytop Assembly, about these four kids who were in rehab cuz uv drug abuse. And I got out of L.A!!!!!!!!!!!!! Which wuz majorly awwwsumm cuz I heard the uther periods had to sing a song about there, their, and they're. But the school still hazn't turned on the heat (they sed they wur supposed to get heat October 15th...), so I wuz freezing until 5th period, when I finally got my jacket out of my locker. It's from Delia's, by the way. And at Gym, my team kicked butt in soccer, which izn't anything new.

So...yeah...
This iz Lex, with ur Double-Whammy, signing off!

In My Ears: the faint sounds of the house being knocked down across the street, and that's it. My house is so quiet right now, it's creepy.
On My Mind: Halloween, my Bday Party, cleaning my closet

Catch-Up: Cruel Schools

Gawd, I am so sick of "character education"!!! I think that was the unannounced theme of this week at school. Tuesday was an assembly about Peer Pressure (hate that word, it always means some stupid video or lecture), which I guess wasn't so bad because it got me out of math class, although it extended my L.A. class which is THE worst class thanks to Mrs. Kleman. And on Wednesday, Thursday, and today, we had to talk about Peer Pressure and Bullying during Gym. Again, not *so* bad, becuz that means no gym this week! On Wednesday we watched the "Cruel Schools" video about Bullying and its "Devastating Effects". Ugh. Thursday was "Discussion", where we had to do this worksheet about Bullying and Peer Pressure. And if Cruel Schools wasn't enough, today was a video, *made by teens--for teens*, about Bullying, Peer Pressure, and School Violence (you know--psycho students coming in with guns and shooting people because they "Can't Take It Anymore". Gawd, just go to therapy!). This video featured the Columbine Shooting. It included the phone call that a teacher made to 911, security camera tapes of the shooting in the cafeteria, and pictures of the crime scene after the shooting. It was so disgusting, that the video started with a message that it was "graphic" and I think viewer discretion was advised, like on C.S.I. I walked out of ninth period gym ready to puke. Which is why I am ending this post right now (Yes, Ms. Kleman, I know that's on your list uv ways not to end a paragraph).

In My Ears: "Beep" by The Pussycat Dolls, and Paula Dean in the background (Grandmas...sigh, eye roll)
On My Mind: Halloween, Math Homework (that I'm supposed to be doing right now ;-) ), my birthday party (next Saturday!!!)

Catch-Up: DAC Dance

I went to the DAC dance on Friday (which i just remembered reading monzter's post)!!! Monica broke my leg when I arrived (i feel so luvved, monzi), and Jacey dug her nails into my arm at sight of two certain special someones. But otherwise, it was pretty cool. Besides Monzi and Jacey, I also saw Amanda, Monica's friend Steph, JLo, Sandra, Emily, Becca, Emo Mike, Danar the Goat, Molly, Klesa, Jacey's friend Cat (Kat?), Michelley-Welley, and utherz who i'm too tired to remember. The music was kinda lame, but there wuz enuff Jacey Drama and Monzi's Retarded Re-Mixes to keep me interested, so it was fun. Thankz u two!
Biii!

In My Ears: "Burnin' Up" by (you guessed it!) The Jonas Brothers -- their only good song besides S.O.S. (oh yeah, i sed that, Jacey!)
On My Mind: (Not my science project, i just finished it!!! :-D ) what i'm wearing tomorrow -- it's supposed to be warmer than last week

Daily Report: Parsippany Pride

Sooo, today my soccer coach signed us up for the Parsippany Pride tournament. We had two games today and we have one more tomorrow. The first game was lost miserably, and the second one lost, but not as miserably. I scored in the first one on a penalty kick. It's games like these that make me wonder why I didn't agree to go on the A team. At try-outs, I made the team, but the coach is horrible and the girls are snobs so I didn't join. I stayed on the B team, and I guess this is what I get. But I love my team. They are so crazzeee and fun even if they are younger than me. We have the midgets, Dani and Ali, and the Giant Biasi. Then there's Emily Big Butt, and Savannah who thinks she's a chipmunk named Fabio (not kidding, our whole team calls her Fabio--she doesn't respond to Savannah). Gracey, Winger, Sophie, Allison, Sammy, Jade, Alexa, JLo, and Claire. They're great, and Coach John is like my dad, I swear. He drives me to half the games, and calls me after almost every single one to talk to me about what I did wrong. Just like my dad does. I feel so loved. Anywayz, I gotz 2 go. Byyyyeee!

In My Ears: C.S.I., I think. My aunt is watching it again.
On My Mind: Halloween (Michelle might be dropping out of our devils costume), Science Project (i should probably be working on it right now), Soccer Game Tomorrow (i'm hoping John will put me on offense)

Daily Report: Happy Yom Kippur!

Happy Yom Kippur, everybody!!!
Yeah, today was another day off to celebrate another Jewish holiday. Thank you, Jews!!!
So I've been sittin' on my butt all day, and I also went to Monica's house with Hayley. That was pretty cool, cuz we painted our nails (dice!). I will post pix of that once Monica sends them to me, so stay tuned for that! Hayley did hers watermelons, and Monica did both dice and watermelons (diced watermelon?). So...yeah. I'm not sure what else to say, so bye-bye now!

In My Ears: C.S.I., being watched by my aunt.
On My Mind: birthday party (in two weeks!), science project (due on Tuesday), what I'm gonna wear tomorrow (not sure cuz it was planned for 60 degree weather, but it's apparently gonna be 75-ish tomorrow, so I'm gonna have to change it. Yes, I think about this kind of stuff)

Catch-Up: Happy (Belated) Birthday to Me!!!

Happy Birthday to me
I'm a hundred and three
I'm still in pre-k-ay
and I miss my mommy!

My mommy's at work
she hired a jerk
that jerk is a monkey
and he ate my homework!

Remember when we all loved to sing that nonsensical (luv that wurd!) song, while we blew out the candles at Libby Lu's?! Yeah...I miss those days, when you never got homework on weekends, and all you had to worry about in life was cooties...ahhhhh!
This year's birthday was pretty cool, cuz I got to go shopping and then have dessert for dinner--Factory Mud Pie, deelish--at The Cheesecake Factory (which I didn't finish, tho). What did I buy, you ask? Well, I got my birthday outfit, which debuted (day-byood, luv that word, too!) on Monday: blue Hollister sweats (a little too long, right, Tiff?), and a PacSun henley.

Plus, I bought some stuff from Delia's (Monzi--i got the little green tee!), Abercrombie, Icing by Claire's and a bunch uv other stores that I can't remember right now. Also, I got a new Juicy purse, which day-byood with my outfit.

It says "Juicy Loves Couturists". Envy it!!!

So that wuz all on Friday.
On Saturday...
We went apple-picking! It's kind of a tradition, actually. The Saturday after my birthday, some of my dad's friends, my uncle, plus my grandparents and our family all go to Hillview Farms to pick apples and pumpkins. This time, we had an addition to our group....my baby cousin, Joseph!!! He is the adorubblest little thing u hav ever seen!!! He is about an inch taller than a pumpkin, and he probably weighs less (well, not really...but the height part is right--we measured!). After apple and pumpkin picking we go to Applebee's (apples--Applebee's...get it?). My dad's friends both have kids. One has Jacob and the other has Gabby, and they are both adorubble but not as much as Joseph. So with those three, plus some chickens, goats, apples and pumpkins, Saturday wuz pretty busy.

Then came Sunday.
On Sunday, I had a home soccer game against Pompton Lakes/Riverdale Dynamite, which we lost so horribly that I refuse to type the score. And that is all I am willing to say about Sunday.

And as we all know, Monday and Tuesday come after Sunday.
On Monday, my birthday outfit/purse debuted, and not much else. Tuesday was even more boring than that.

So yeah, there's your catch-up. Haven't you always wanted to read it???


In My Ears: "Labels or Love" by Fergie
On My Mind: Going to Monzi's house, my birthday party (just handed out invitations), science project (still...almost done, tho!)

Review: The House Bunny

I saw the House Bunny yesterday, with Monzi and Amanda! It was really funny. In case you live in a hole, and you don't know what The House Bunny is, it is about a Playboy bunny (Shelly) who gets kicked out of the mansion and becomes a sorority house mother for a bunch of loser "ZETAs". Shelly helps the ZETAs become popular and get the pledges they need to keep their house. Or you can read fandango.com's overview:

"Sexpot Shelley Darlington (Anna Faris) lives comfortably at the Playboy Mansion, until a jealous rival gets her tossed out on her tail. With nowhere else to go, she winds up at Zeta Alpha Zeta sorority. The seven socially inept Zetas will lose their house unless they can attract more pledges; to do that, they need to learn the ways of makeup and men from an expert."

SHOUTOUT: Monzi and Amanda--we forgot to take the picture with Henry Poodle!!!

In My Ears: "I Kissed A Girl" by Katy Perry, and some soap opera in the background
On My Mind: My Birthday (Friday!!!)